Mystery Insect!

It was tiny, maybe 3-5 mm across, and wouldn’t have even noticed it but it was moving across a cushion near me. It seemed to have covered itself with dead matter like a decorator crab, and upon closer inspection using the zoom on my camera, I found it to look suspiciously (deliciously?!?!?!) shrimpy-looking.

Check out his digs.

Click for close-up shrimpy goodness.

What is it?!